Títulos Alternativos: US: My Freeloader Can’t Be This Smart?! / My Thing Can’t Be This Amazing?! | BR: Meu parasita não pode ser tão esperto, pode?! / O meu — não pode ser tão incrível?! | FR: Épisode 8 – Mon parasite ne peut pas être aussi intelligent ! | CN: ①我家的食客哪有可能这么贤慧！？| ②我的阴谋哪有可能这么厉害！？ | KR: ① 내 식객이 이렇게 똑똑할 리 없어 / ② 내 그것이 이렇게 대단할 리 없어 | JP: ①俺の居候がこんなに賢いはずがない！？／②俺の一物がこんなに凄いはずがない！？ | DE: 1: Mein Schmarotzer kann nicht so schlau sein? 2: Mein Ding kann nicht so erstaunlich sein?! | RU: Разве может моя нахлебница быть такой умной? | MAL: Ore no Nounai Sentakushi ga, Gakuen Love Comedy wo Zenryoku de Jama Shiteiru | ALT: My Mental Multiple-Choice Power Is Completely Ruining My School Romantic Comedy | ALT: NouCome | ALT: NouKome | JA: 俺の脳内選択肢が、学園ラブコメを全力で邪魔している | EN: My Mental Choices Are Completely Interfering With My School Romantic Comedy | MAL: My Mental Choises are Completely interferring with my School Romantic Comedy | MAL: Noucome